move in day is tomorrow and all i wanna do is nap for a million years

okcreepsters:

Yeah, they just appeared one day in middle school and never left. Strange how that happens to about half the population.

okcreepsters:

Yeah, they just appeared one day in middle school and never left. Strange how that happens to about half the population.

gndrfluids:

love when straights call gay ppl ‘the Gays’ like its even capitalized impressive

jaclcfrost:

[points to any dragon] yes

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terribleterribleterrible:

back from the dead

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nikkisshadetree:

colbertaus:

goddesscru:

america-wakiewakie:

questionall:

Why White people are not coming out against the racism in Ferguson. He is dead on.

I could chill with this dude.

I want to thank this man for telling some serious truth. And he didn’t do it in a way that makes him come off as disingenuous. It’s not patronizing. It’s just honest. We don’t ever get that much out of the people who consider themselves “progressive”. He definitely has the right perspective on it. Plus, I just really like that he’s fired up about it. That gives me hope.

He ROCKS!

This is the only type of white dude I could ever seriously date.

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TRUE ZODIAC PREDICTIONS 99.9999% GUARANTEED SO RELATABLE YOU WILL BE MYSTIFIED

  1. Aries: You will celebrate your birthday between March 21st and April 19th
  2. Taurus: You will celebrate your birthday between April 20th and May 20th
  3. Gemini: You will celebrate your birthday between May 21st and June 20th
  4. Cancer: You will celebrate your birthday between June 21st and July 22nd
  5. Leo: You will celebrate your birthday between July 23rd and August 22nd
  6. Virgo: You will celebrate your birthday between August 23rd and September 22nd
  7. Libra: You will celebrate your birthday between September 23rd and October 22nd
  8. Scorpio: theres a chocolate coin in your ass remove it b4 ur nxt dr's appt.
  9. Sagittarius: You will celebrate your birthday between November 22nd and December 21st
  10. Capricorn: You will celebrate your birthday between December 22nd and January 19th
  11. Aquarius: You will celebrate your birthday between January 20th and February 18th
  12. Pisces: You will celebrate your birthday between February 19th and March 20th
real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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sweet-bitsy:

lychgate:

get-some-jenny:

Please re blog the shit out of this and call this cat is trapped in a recently abandoned party store and dosent have a lot of time

FREE HIM

Keep calling the police and animal control. This is animal neglect. We don’t know how long this cat has gone without food or water. Find a way in through the back or break the window at the farthest side away from the cat and let it out. This isn’t breaking and entering this is SAVING A CAT’S LIFE.