move in day is tomorrow and all i wanna do is nap for a million years
love when straights call gay ppl ‘the Gays’ like its even capitalized impressive
*wife and I move into our new house*
bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.
*unpacks a creepy ass doll*
bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*